Countdown to SEGWAY DAY!!!
Thursday - Yeah, excited to rock a Segway... I've wanted to ride one ever since I saw one of my ASU professors riding one to class. It's next week already!
Friday - La-di-da, life is good... *slips on microphone cord* ... kill me now my back is messed up.
Saturday - Yay! Pain pills! Life is good again!
Sunday - Yay! Pain pills! Look at all the pretty colors! Mmm cookies!
Monday - I want to die! More pain pills, please!?
Tuesday - Segway day.... Pain pill label: "May cause drowsiness or dizziness. Take care when driving or using heavy machinery." Is a Segway considered... oh yeah I guess. *sob*
To pain pill or not to pain pill? That is the question.
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